Showing posts with label Ronnie Ortiz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ronnie Ortiz. Show all posts

Jersey Shore Ronnie as a Chippendale

Yum Yum. Ronnie hosted a night at Chippendales in Las Vegas.
I would love a lap dance from him. He's so short and cute!

What if Jersey Shore's Ronnie and Vinny had sex



We already think that Brodie looks like Ronnie and that Amos looks like Vinny from the Jersey Shore, but when Sean Cody finally paired the two together we can only imagine that this is what it might be like to see Ronnie and Vinnie have sex and appropriately in the closet.

Via Sean Cody



Jersey Shore Ronnie's porn doppleganger: Sean Cody's Brodie

Brodie from Sean Cody kinda looks like Ronnie
Maybe if Ronnie didn't juice so much. And now Ronnie is tatted up.
At least both their names end in "ie".

The Jersey Shore Guys Cast Photos

I have to say there are looking really good. And Vinny, Magnum condom user, is getting pretty buff. Hmm to be gang banged by the four of them. Yum! And that one shot where you can see up he shorts. I'm such a pervert wishing he wasn't wearing any underwear.
Check out more of the cast photos on MTV.com.

Jersey Shore Season 3: Extended Trailer

The countdown to Jersey Shore Season 3 is here. January 6 is so close yet so far. It's the Epiphany and one day after the birthday of Dino and me. So it'll be a great present to Baby Jesus and us. Seems like there's lots of drama, lots of fighting, and lots of fun. And my favorite, The Situation, seems to just be outside most of the drama and just provides hammy reaction faces to it. Oh and Sammi punches Ronnie in the face. I can't wait.
(Gawker)

Jersey Shore teaser: Ronnie's twin

What's better than one juicehead gorilla? Two juice head gorillas.
Here's Ronnie's twin!
I can't wait for Season 3 of Jersey Shore to begin.


Jersey Shore Season 3 Preview!

Can't wait for Season 3 of Jersey Shore. The madness and fun begin January 6. And here's an animated gif I made of Snooki faceplanting on the beach.

The best Snooki and DJ Pauly D costumes!

This is just blowing my mind! 
Vinny and Ronnie as Snooki and DJ Pauly D. 
It's so awesome and very meta!
Follow them all on Twitter.
(Plixi)

Sammi and Ronnie, MTV's gluttons for punishment

44240, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Tuesday August 31, 2010. Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore visit the eye doctor together then grab lunch at Muscle Maker Grill, laughing and being affectionate the whole time. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com
Pics from last week suggest that Sammi's on again off again romance with Ronnie is back to on again. When you watch these two on the show it makes sense to just let each other go and be single while in the Jersey Shore house. But like unfortunate magnets they will always attract each other, kinda like those bad couples that only fight with each other because they "care" so much.

This drama does make for good TV and I am sure MTV is enjoying all the fighting going on... the boy on girl.. the girl on girl (Team J-Woww here) and the house vs Angelina. Lets hope when the show is over we can see Sammi happy and not look like an idiot if she stays with Ronnie.

44240, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Tuesday August 31, 2010. Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore visit the eye doctor together then grab lunch at Muscle Maker Grill, laughing and being affectionate the whole time. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com


44240, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Tuesday August 31, 2010. Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore visit the eye doctor together then grab lunch at Muscle Maker Grill, laughing and being affectionate the whole time. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Arrested for Unpaid Parking Tickets

43595, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Sunday August 15 2010. What did Ronnie do? Jersey Shore hunk Ronnie Ortiz-Magro received an early morning visit from two police officers Sunday, August 15. The musclebound reality star went with the officers to the local police station, where he stayed for about half an hour before exiting with a document folder in his hand. Ronnie then headed back to the cast house, but stopped off on the way to get a few groceries and call his mom! Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com43595, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Sunday August 15 2010. What did Ronnie do? Jersey Shore hunk Ronnie Ortiz-Magro received an early morning visit from two police officers Sunday, August 15. The musclebound reality star went with the officers to the local police station, where he stayed for about half an hour before exiting with a document folder in his hand. Ronnie then headed back to the cast house, but stopped off on the way to get a few groceries and call his mom! Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

I don't understand how two parking tickets from different Jersey towns can get Seaside Heights PD to make an arrest at a home. 
Oh season 3 of Jersey Shore is filming right now, that's how.
Anyway those cops are hot. I want that thick, bald, tattooed cop to arrest me. 
See more pics of the cops and Ronnie here.

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