Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts

Vinny Guadagnino laments his good looks

Vinny tweets:
Why has God cursed me with such a rediculously goodlooking face ): 

I love the crucifix in the shot.

Jersey Shore Ronnie as a Chippendale

Yum Yum. Ronnie hosted a night at Chippendales in Las Vegas.
I would love a lap dance from him. He's so short and cute!

Jersey Shore Ronnie's porn doppleganger: Sean Cody's Brodie

Brodie from Sean Cody kinda looks like Ronnie
Maybe if Ronnie didn't juice so much. And now Ronnie is tatted up.
At least both their names end in "ie".

The Jersey Shore Guys Cast Photos

I have to say there are looking really good. And Vinny, Magnum condom user, is getting pretty buff. Hmm to be gang banged by the four of them. Yum! And that one shot where you can see up he shorts. I'm such a pervert wishing he wasn't wearing any underwear.
Check out more of the cast photos on MTV.com.

Jersey Shore Season 3: Extended Trailer

The countdown to Jersey Shore Season 3 is here. January 6 is so close yet so far. It's the Epiphany and one day after the birthday of Dino and me. So it'll be a great present to Baby Jesus and us. Seems like there's lots of drama, lots of fighting, and lots of fun. And my favorite, The Situation, seems to just be outside most of the drama and just provides hammy reaction faces to it. Oh and Sammi punches Ronnie in the face. I can't wait.
(Gawker)

Jersey Shore teaser: Ronnie's twin

What's better than one juicehead gorilla? Two juice head gorillas.
Here's Ronnie's twin!
I can't wait for Season 3 of Jersey Shore to begin.


Jersey Shore Season 3 Preview!

Can't wait for Season 3 of Jersey Shore. The madness and fun begin January 6. And here's an animated gif I made of Snooki faceplanting on the beach.

The Situation uses Magnum XL?

The Situation shot a horrible PSA with Bristol Palin. I know everyone hates him, but his acting was cute and very akward. Still I want to do him so badly. And if he can really fill a Magnum XL condom then he just moved to #1 on my to do list.

The best Snooki and DJ Pauly D costumes!

This is just blowing my mind! 
Vinny and Ronnie as Snooki and DJ Pauly D. 
It's so awesome and very meta!
Follow them all on Twitter.
(Plixi)

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has the Wendy Williams Afterglow

Mike The Situation Sorrentino of the hit TV show Jersey Shore leaving the Wendy Williams show studios46434, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday October 21 2010. Mike The Situation Sorrentino of the hit TV show Jersey Shore leaving the Wendy Williams show studios in Manhattan. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com
46434, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday October 21 2010. Mike The Situation Sorrentino of the hit TV show Jersey Shore leaving the Wendy Williams show studios in Manhattan. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com


Or the makeup just makes him look really cute

46434, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Thursday October 21 2010. Mike The Situation Sorrentino of the hit TV show Jersey Shore leaving the Wendy Williams show studios in Manhattan. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Snooki judges college abs

Damn, I'm so jealous of Snooki. I want to judge a cum gutter contest!

Snookie + Cookie Monster = Snookie Monster

I love that the guys from Jersey Shore can make fun of themselves. 
I can't get enough of them!

Sammi and Ronnie, MTV's gluttons for punishment

44240, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Tuesday August 31, 2010. Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore visit the eye doctor together then grab lunch at Muscle Maker Grill, laughing and being affectionate the whole time. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com
Pics from last week suggest that Sammi's on again off again romance with Ronnie is back to on again. When you watch these two on the show it makes sense to just let each other go and be single while in the Jersey Shore house. But like unfortunate magnets they will always attract each other, kinda like those bad couples that only fight with each other because they "care" so much.

This drama does make for good TV and I am sure MTV is enjoying all the fighting going on... the boy on girl.. the girl on girl (Team J-Woww here) and the house vs Angelina. Lets hope when the show is over we can see Sammi happy and not look like an idiot if she stays with Ronnie.

44240, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Tuesday August 31, 2010. Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore visit the eye doctor together then grab lunch at Muscle Maker Grill, laughing and being affectionate the whole time. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com


44240, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Tuesday August 31, 2010. Ronnie and Sammi of Jersey Shore visit the eye doctor together then grab lunch at Muscle Maker Grill, laughing and being affectionate the whole time. Photograph:  Wagner Az, PacificCoastNews.com

Jersey Shore's Ronnie Arrested for Unpaid Parking Tickets

43595, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Sunday August 15 2010. What did Ronnie do? Jersey Shore hunk Ronnie Ortiz-Magro received an early morning visit from two police officers Sunday, August 15. The musclebound reality star went with the officers to the local police station, where he stayed for about half an hour before exiting with a document folder in his hand. Ronnie then headed back to the cast house, but stopped off on the way to get a few groceries and call his mom! Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com43595, SEASIDE HEIGHTS, NEW JERSEY - Sunday August 15 2010. What did Ronnie do? Jersey Shore hunk Ronnie Ortiz-Magro received an early morning visit from two police officers Sunday, August 15. The musclebound reality star went with the officers to the local police station, where he stayed for about half an hour before exiting with a document folder in his hand. Ronnie then headed back to the cast house, but stopped off on the way to get a few groceries and call his mom! Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

I don't understand how two parking tickets from different Jersey towns can get Seaside Heights PD to make an arrest at a home. 
Oh season 3 of Jersey Shore is filming right now, that's how.
Anyway those cops are hot. I want that thick, bald, tattooed cop to arrest me. 
See more pics of the cops and Ronnie here.

The Situation and DJ Pauly D as Teenagers

OMG how cute are they, before the juice and the GTL routine. See more cute yet akward pictures of them at MTV's When I Was 17.

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